Wherein I rewrite the musical “Rent”

July 12, 2009 by lemonbar77

Back in 2002, my friend Sean and I wanted to make a collection of songs from the musical Rent. This was shortly after P2P filesharing had come into vogue and we used Kazaa to get a lot of the songs. Sean had seen the musical and heard the soundtrack but I had only heard a few songs. We got what songs we could and put them willy-nilly onto a CD. The following is more or less how Rent would be performed if Jonathan Larson had written it based on our setlist.

The show begins with Mark’s mother consoling him on the answering machine. Mark’s girlfriend, Maureen, has dumped him for a woman. Then, the company sings the eponymous title song, where they bemoan the paying of their rent and back-rent. Everything falls apart with everyone, and the group sings “Goodbye Love,” wherein Mimi is dating Benny, Roger is leaving for Santa Fe, Maureen and Joanne fight, Roger and Mark fight, Mimi gets deathly sick and Benny pays for her clinic. Mimi decides to be honest with Roger and sings “I Should Tell You” and the two of them bond over their HIV/AIDS. Sensing the sadness in the air, Angel does an impromptu show with “Today 4 U” and everyone has a great time. Sadly, Mimi and Roger break up in “Without You.” Roger decides he needs to make his mark on the world and vows to achieve it musically in “One Song Glory.”

In what we can only assume is a flashback, Mimi and Roger meet for the first time, as Mimi asks him, “Light My Candle.” He does so, she recovers her drugs (not a candy bar wrapper) and then we all sing “Seasons of Love,” thinking about laughter, sunsets and cups of coffee.

While everyone is thinking about how many minutes are in a year, Collins professes his love for Angel and vice-versa and they sing “I’ll Cover You.” However, not everyone is having such a good time. Maureen demands that Joanne accepts who she is (and vice-versa) as the two sing “Take Me or Leave Me.” The citizens of the city wonder if someone will care when they die, and they sing “Will I?” together, in an interesting show of support for a song about being alone.

Angel dies. Evidently (s)he was much more sick than (s)he let on. Collins feels lied to and betrayed but plans a pretty funeral, nonetheless, and sings their favorite song, “I’ll Cover You” as a reprise. Benny tells the guys they don’t have to pay rent if they can get Maureen to cancel her protest and the ghost of Angel invites the boys to a Life Support meeting in “You’ll See.” Roger and Mark struggle with who they are in this crazy world and sing “What You Own.” Marius and Cossette then introduce themselves to each other, already knowing they must be together forever in “A Heart Full of Love,” and Eponine laments losing Marius’ love, even though she knows she never had it to begin with.

Twisted Firestarter

July 10, 2009 by lemonbar77

The frequently photomanipulated Emily, once again. This time ablaze as a phoenix.

Twisted Firestarter

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Boba hoodie

July 9, 2009 by lemonbar77

Let’s face it, the Fetts kinda sucked. I mean, in reality, what did we ever see a Fett do besides get killed? Sure, Boba climbed out of Sarlacc in one of the books (so?), but onscreen? Nothing. So while I think the Fetts are over-hyped, costume wearing, crappy bounty hunters (Lando was really the one instrumental in Han’s capture. Boba just flew him to Jabba, if you think about it) who have somehow managed to come off as “cool,” I DO think this hoodie is pretty dang sweet. Will I pay $88 for it? Not on your life, but I would wear it if I found it :-)

Picture 2

(available here.)

New Tattoo?

July 9, 2009 by lemonbar77

I Photoshopped the next tattoo I want onto a pic of my arm (where I have my current tattoo). Maybe I’d put it on the other arm in the same place? Maybe on my shoulder blade? Anyway, here it is:

(text reads: No roses grow on a Trooper’s grave)
newtattoo

(Got the tattoo from this tee shirt.)

A happy thing

July 9, 2009 by lemonbar77

I like it when Leo the cat stares out the blinds for a long time and when he turns around to look at me, his pupils have contracted and it looks like he’s surprised !!

On other happy news: got my meds today. Wal*Mart gives you all your refills at once without asking? That seems odd. I thought I was getting 30 pills and suddenly there’s this bucket on the counter with 90. Actually, I had 3 refills, so they gave me my order and 2 refills I guess? I dunno. $10 for 90 Happy Pills, so who’s complaining?